The Library Infinite Needs Your Help

The Library Infinite is seeking:

A Literary Agent... Email me at librarian [at] or call (310)579-2952

Translators... Must be fluent and fantastic with American pop cultural slang. A strong proficiency with idioms is required in one or more of the following languages: Chinese, Spanish, Hindi, German, Italian, French, Russian, Japanese, Romanian, Thai, Korean, Farsi, Tagalog, Esperanto, Klingon, and SMS.